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Ready to play the game?
Ready to crush the little guy and gal?
Truskmate!!!!
“The best game ever for deceitful, narcissistic, ego-maniacal bullies.” Professor Alden Winklebang, Red State University
“I’m crazy about it!” Maddy Batty , sit down comedienne
“Makes you feel like a billionaire” Boorish Krank, fashion model
“Imagine playing a game of chess with 16 Kings against 8 pawns.” Grandmaster Punk
Your mission is to help your fearless leaders take away all those stupid entitlements foolishly granted to the lowly pawns of the USA by previous government incursions – Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, food assistance, fuel assistance, housing assistance and any other assistance that’s costing your government trillions and inhibiting your life’s journey to wealth and happiness. (And it’s their own fault that they need assistance.) And as an extra incentive, you’ll get the we’ll reduce your taxes too promise.
As a bonus, players get the chance to de-fund or dissolve any agency, non-profit, etc. who want to help the less fortunate, thus making them even less fortunate. Whoopee!
You’ll want to shout it from the rooftops.
“TRUSKMATE!!!”
Who’s your Daddy?